Oh your firey - Part 1

Sixteen contestants arrive on the new hit location for the reality TV show of Total Drama, they are split up into teams of two teams featuring eight new players and eight veterans. They introduce themselves to a heck of a summer.

Beginning
Chris McLean: "Heyo Campers! Straight from the Bay of Bengal! My name is Chris McLean!"

Chris McLean: "16 campers, 8 of our former players and 8 of our new players will be coming to play for a prize of..."

Chris McLean: shows a chest of riches and a cruise ship ticket "A great fortune! And if your wondering, why I'm back hosting, don't ask!"

Chris McLean: "16 Campers! 15 Episodes! 39 Days! This is Total Drama Paagal Island!"

A bus is driving on a cliff.... (totally safe)

Chris McLean: "Hello campers and welcome to Paagal Island!"

Mary: "Paagal? What the fuck is that meant to mean? Paint-my-gel! Also, I didn't sign up to be on some stupid bus."

Carrie: "Hey, Chris! Where exactly are we driv-"

''The drive off the cliff. Chef and Chris parachute off into a marshy landing. The bus collapses in the middle of a pond and launches the campers at trees and scrubs and some in the mud straight up to the face. The camera cuts, and we return to the cast standing in a random order.''

Lia: "This place better damn be worth this fracture to my ass or your paying for it. She smiles. Get it?

Chris McLean: laughing "You guys expect luxury? Do you not know Total Drama, we're all about the misery. Which is why we are going to devy you guys up right now to do a challenge."

Chris McLean: "IF you are playing for your first time, step on the Orange Mat! You are apart of the Carrot Cubs!" reads Chris, than Hugh, than goes back to Chris "WAIT UP! That's illegal, you cannot have my name."

Chris: -_-

Chris McLean: "Hatchet! Get him off this island! From now on, he's eliminated."

Chef drags Chris as McLean watches and he spots Max

Chris McLean: "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? YOU WERE BANNED! WHO LET THESE APPLICATION FLAWS HAPPEN! From now on, your also eliminated, drag both of them to the Swatter of Shame!"

Max: "I am Max, the overlord, you may not drag me." getting dragged

Chris McLean: looking to the camera "With that out of our way, we have 14 campers, on Total Dram-"

Hugh: "We know already, just get to it, Paagal Island."

Chris McLean: "Rude!"

Chris McLean : "Back to the important stuff! if you have played the game before, you go on the purple mat, you are the Violet Veterans"

DJ :  "At least, it's not a 6 person team."  'nam flashbacks to Team Victory

   

Lindsay: "DJAYYYY!" hugging DJ

DJ: "Hey Lindsay!"

Mary: "Omg, cute, you had your snuggle time, can we get to the challenge?"

Lindsay: "Rude!"

Chris McLean: laughing like a psychopath "Let's teach you guys who's in charge."

Chris McLean: "All of you campers are going to be attached to a pole with your leg, there are items in front of you, you must reach for, but every time, you reach for an item, something will happen."

Chris McLean: "The team that gets all there items first wins."

James : "Did I hear poles?"

Jemma: "Ughhhhh.. who let this guy on the show?"

Chris McLean: "Ready or not, I don't care, here we go!" under the mat spots a rope reaches out and ties the players them to the pole

First Challenge
Carrie reaches out to dig up the hair brush with Lindsay.

During the digging Lindsay's shoe falls into the marshy waters and is soaked

DJ tries to jump-boost to the medal on the ground.

Koa uses backwards momentum to grab the medal, roughly the same time DJ grabs his.

Veterans - 1

Cubs - 1

Jose is quickly digging with James down the sand, they make it 2 minutes before Lindsay and Sierra.

Vets - 2

Cubs - 2

Izzy reaches out to something before her and finally reaches it not before Chris shoves it an inch back.

Izzy: "I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

Chris: laughing maniacally "Love you too, Izzy!"This gives Mary the lead.

Cubs - 3

Vets - 2

Jasmine is seen stomping on a clay to reveal a key to open her chest against Jemma.

Izzy finally reaches her toy and grabs it.

Cubs - 3

Vets - 3

Jasmine breaks the clay and grabs the key opening the chest and grabbing a towel.

Vets - 4

Cubs - 3

Carrie is struggling to reach the ball.

Lia finally reaches behind and grabs the ball.

It's down to Jemma's stomping and Carrie's reaching.

Chris: "Hurry up you two, we don't have all day!"

Finally, Carrie reaches the ball and has to untie themselves from the chair.

Jemma stomps out the key.

Jemma reaches for the chest and Carrie untangles.

Carrie's dashing back, but Jemma reaches her object and pulls it out!

Chris "CARROT CUBS wins the reward, you guys will have hot bath tubs! Vets, it's really upsetting to lose to the Newbies." he laughs "Good Luck at Camp"

Vets Camp
Noah: psst "Hey Carrie, DJ, wanna talk?"

They head deep into camp.

Carrie: "You wanted to see us?"

DJ: "idk how I feel about this, yo, seems about ominous."

Noah: "It's the only place we can talk, the first reason I dragged is an alliance."

Carrie: "But why us?"

Noah: "The others are meh, there's Lindsay, who's dumb, Jasmine who we should target, Sierra is crazed, Izzy is a lunatic. You guys weren't my first choice for my dream alliance, but it'll do."

Carrie: "Makes me feel so much better."

Noah: "Are you guys in?"

Carrie: "Sure!"

DJ: "Okay dude, I'm in."

At camp! Jasmine: "Anyone see DJ or Noah?"

Lindsay: "No, I wonder where they went!"

Sierra: "ooh I know! I think they're meeting for the first time."

Izzy: "OMG, we should all get to know each other, I'm Izzy!"

Jasmine: facepalming

Sierra: "Oooh! You must be Jasmine."

Jasmine: "How-"

Sierra: "It's not hard when you play on Total Drama, and also I'm a blogger!"

Jasmine: "totally not cre-"

Sierra: "Creepy right!"

Lindsay: "Hey Jasmine, I'm Lindsay!"

Carrie walks back in.

Carrie: "Hey girls, whats up?"

Sierra: "Ooooh! You must be Carrie! Nice to meet you, how's things going with Devin?"

Carrie: "Oh, I think he's fine."

Sierra: "Awwww! That's so cute! I miss Cody too!"

Carrie: nervous laughter "Yeah.."

Jasmine: "GIRLS!"

Sierra: "OMG! I loved when you do that."

Jasmine: "Ughhh.. do you guys want to an al-"

Noah and DJ walk in.

Noah: "A-what?"

Jasmine: "An alkanar!"

Noah: "What is that?"

Jasmine: "It's a word in Australia.."

Noah: "sure."

Cubs Camp
Jemma: "Ughhh.. who signed me up for this rotten camp?"

Lia: "girl, stop complaining and actually do stuff."

Jemma: "Ughhh don't girl me!"

Koa: "Girls, are you going to stop fighting?"

Lia: "Whatever."

Hugh: "There's a 74% chance that the conversation escalates for me saying this."

Mary,Lia,Jemma (unison): "Nobody cares!"

Hugh: "Okay, I'll go back to being quiet."

Jose: "anyways, we need a leader, I'll be a leader if nobody opposes."

Mary: "I do."

Jose: "Well, let's have a vote.. than.."

Hugh: "There's a 68% chance Jose wins."

Mary: "SHUT UP!"

Jose: "All in favor of me being the leader.."

James, Koa, Hugh raise there hand.

Jose: "All in favor of Mary being the leader."

Only Lia raises her hand.

Mary: "UGHHH I HATE YOU ALL." She walks over to Jose and whispers. "Make no mistake, this is war."

Jose: "Oh come on pretty face, someone bitter?"

Mary kicks him in the kiwis.

Chris: "Alright campers! It's challenge time!"